This is a demo store. Any orders placed through this store will not be honored or fulfilled.

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Customer Service

Contact Information

For now, I cannot guarantee someone will answer the phone.  I can, however, guarantee someone will answer email.  Please use the Contact Us form or the following email address:

Shipping & Delivery

I ship via USPS to the US only right now.

Privacy & Security

I will not sell your information to anyone. In fact if you send a gift to someone and wish to be anonymous, I won’t tell them either, that is unless the law gets involved.

Returns & Replacements

If you are unhappy with your product, please just ship it back along with your order information and your contact information. I’ll refund your money. There is no restocking fee or elaborate RMA procedure but you must return the product within 30 days of your purchase.


I will ship your order in 2-3 business days - hopefully by the next day. USPS seems to ship fairly quickly but in the case you want your order more quickly, please send an email and I’ll make it happen.


This site is using paypal standard.  I do not store your credit card information – I just do not need that kind of stress.

Viewing Orders

If you register an account, you can see your orders.  You are not required to register to order products.  But you do need to register if you would like to see your orders.

Updating Account Information

If you register you can update your account information. Just log in and choose Account Information on the left. If you signed up for the newsletter, you can stop it by choosing Newsletter Subscriptions and unchecking the Newsletter box.